Yesterday, Of Guard's Vents (OGVent) was sued following claims of finding dead bodies inside vents produced by OGVent. The CEO of OGVent Industries released a statement on the issue:
"OGVent Industries has no idea how the dead bodies have gotten into our totally safe and secure vents, which you should buy right now, but some of the workers here claim that they have seen individuals coming into the factory and dumping bags into the large machines that screw the vents together. Luckily, all of the bodies were identified as thieves trying to get an easy Guard kill during armed robberies. I have nothing else to say except that you should buy our vents for the low-low price of 99.9..."
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After further investigation by the police, it was found that OGVent Industries had cut deals with the local Mafia to help dispose of the bodies. That also explained why they could pump out ads every 3 seconds. The OGAT Government shut down the firm following the arrest of the OGVent CEO.
In other news, a new vent-producing corporation, IVent, is on the rise. This new firm claims to produce bulletproof and even thicker vents than OGVent's. Their stock prices are skyrocketing, reaching 100,000,000 GAT Coins in minutes after OGVent's shutdown.
