Despite government efforts in cloning and relocation, OGAT’s population continues to decline. That’s when General Goose, aka Quandale Dingle, introduced his plan: the 2026 OGAT 3×3 League. Weekly matches include all core gamemodes, rotating maps, and round-robin play—structured to engage both veterans and newcomers alike.
But the sharp-eyed analysts and spies at the OGAT Guardian smelled something fishy. That’s when our analysts discovered a hidden section in the tournament documentation: the “e-dating” channel, buried at the bottom so that most would overlook it. Little did Dingle know that the Guardian team has no life and will go to great lengths to uncover every secret plan imposed by President Cominu and Vice President Helba.
A New Role for OGAT Social Engineering
Suspicion arose in our analytics department when Dingle suddenly appeared after several years of absence and organized the 2026 league. Some analysts speculate that he may have been appointed to the Ministry of Population Boom, with a possible goal of subtly encouraging population expansion through coordinated social mobilization
OGAT citizens are famously warlike and quarrelsome, prone to insults, mockery, and "ragequitting". Dingle’s strategy is to group players into teams and force them to communicate in order to win. As Dingle himself notes:
I will leave tips and suggestions here for those who are looking to build a team, but don’t know where to start. One of the more important aspects is area and time zones. Nothing sucks more than staying up until 4 AM GMT because your two other teammates are in the USA! Also, this reduces ping between teammates.
An OGAT Guardian analyst responded:
Proximity because of time zones? Lmao, we know we can’t make new people if they’re too far apart. Classic Dingle.
Players are also encouraged to recruit externally—though Dingle hints that being near each other might serve future population growth, something he likely hoped would remain secret.
OGAT Tinder Emerges
The e-dating channel is quickly gaining popularity. Players post profiles like:
- IGN: Dingleberry Goose
- Years of experience: 8
- Looking to play: Competitively
- Favorite gamemode: DE
- Favorite class: (G)Medic, Sniper, Shadow, Hunter
The structured format appears designed to make it easier to find compatible teammates—and potentially more compatible partners. Analysts suggest that this might be Dingle’s real plan: foster cooperation, coordination, and possibly long-term social bonds to slowly reverse OGAT’s population decline.
The OGAT Guardian team is closely monitoring the e-dating channel for further developments. Stay tuned.
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