An exclusive interview with MR. MAGMUSEN (Editing out his grammatical mistakes)---
"I was visiting the cemetery just opposite my house to pay my respects to the people I got killed due to my noobish mistakes. I just entered when quite a few people rushed up and started fighting with guns and all."
"I had the element of lag and surprise on my side, and I was able to take cover in a pretty decent bush... though it smelled like someone had tinkled over there recently. Leaving that aside, I was astonished to see that a huge amount of smokes, flares, molos, and many more nades were being thrown from each side."
"It seemed that each person had a magical restorative bag which produced an infinite amount of a variety of nades. However, it seemed they were supplied with malfunctioning grenades (see 'Guards blame OGAT-Tech for supplying defective grenades'), but besides that, everything else seemed to be working fine."
This recent violence has triggered the OGAT community, and the persons behind this will be severely punished. The total body count exceeded 150. We all can count on The Guardian to keep us all updated with the news, and we hope that the mischief-makers will be caught in due time.
