The days of the authoritarian ruling system of the Developers party are coming to an end as OGAT is soon becoming a democratic republic. The first democratic elections will begin in two weeks. Citizens of OGAT will vote for the new president as well as for the members of the newly established parliament. We prepared the list of the most important presidential candidates and their parties for our readers so they can decide who to vote for.
Cominu - Forza OGAT [FO]
"OGAT will basically be ruined and we will have to shut it down if we aren’t elected."
— Helba, FO political advisor
The current ruling party of OGAT, previously named the National Developers Party, promises fair and democratic elections. If elected, they will continue to develop OGAT in the current direction and promise more frequent updates.
Idulus – Free Democratic Union of OGAT [FDU]
"No cheating, no spawncamping, no trolling, no teamkilling"
They promise to devise new methods to prevent spawn camping and to provide fairer games. However, their opponents often criticize the idea for a governmental blacklist and segregated servers for “fair” and “unfair” citizens.
Roaxer – Conservative and Trolling Party [Trollies]
Their manifesto includes the legalization of trolling and spamming, but also raising awareness for the Multiple Accounts Personality Disorder. They also propose adding an amendment to the constitution stating they are the best party that ever was, is, or will be.
BigMgamer – United Kleptomaniac Independence Party [UKIP]
"We entered the elections for fun and also for win."
— HUNT3R, UKIP chief political advisor
It is unclear what their goals are. Some political analysts assume from their name that they are more in favor of thieves and will probably create laws to make it easier for thieves to steal desired items. Some say they want to reinstate the ancient OGAT monarchy and are already structuring their party in the image of the old OGAT feudal society.
Ravioli – Liberal Bathtub Democrats [LBD]
"Wink"
— imbetterthanmoe, LBD party leader
The whimsical party of OGAT supports more fun in games. They promise to pass laws that require everyone "to kinda loosen up and be chill." Many are against their policies as they like to complain about every aspect of OGAT.
OfficerMorgan123 – National Melon Front [Melons]
"We have to prevent the recent melon massacres happening all over OGAT."
— OfficerMorgan123, Melon Party leader
Melon courts for all citizens responsible for slaughtering melons is one of their prominent demands. They also stand for stricter control of all weapons that can harm melons, mainly knives and swords. Other demands include proposals for melon-themed hats and melon-themed vehicles. They are mostly perceived as a strongly religious party or as a strange melon cult. Everyone is interested in how they intend to gather votes from citizens that are not melons.
TheRoyalAssassin – Chaotic Socialists [CS]
Nobody is quite sure what they stand for, but members of the Chaotic Socialist party are often mentioned together with words "elite" and "the best." Although the party is currently lacking members to fill all seats in the new parliament, no one is certain if this will be the reason for their defeat.
Nettoo – Slippery Republicans [Les Républicains]
"OGAT by French for French people"
The French immigrants are mainly gathered in the Republican Party. They mostly strive for larger French influence in OGAT. They want all English signs to be translated and replaced with French alternatives, Golden Potato to be replaced with a Golden Onion, Pizza with a Quiché, and all OGAT citizens will be required to wear berets and a day-old baguette as the primary melee weapon. How much support they can gather from non-French speaking citizens is yet to be seen.