Today, it was revealed that the OGAT government has been concealing a large amount of S.P.A.M. posts in a secret forum location known only by the code name T.R.A.S.H. The facility currently has 4 levels and is storing hundreds of Zongyi, Packers and Movers, and mp2mmotank S.P.A.M. posts.
We interviewed the Director of T.R.A.S.H. when information about the facility was leaked: “How? How did you find out about T.R.A.S.H? Sigh. The storage facility is located somewhere on OGAT forums; however, we can’t disclose its exact location. It would be too dangerous if somebody discovered all the spam posts.”
S.P.A.M. experts are puzzled as to why the government is amassing so many posts. They say it’s a cause for alarm: “Imagine if somebody managed to release all the spam back onto the OGAT forums. It would be an environmental disaster, and it would take weeks to clean up.”
It is truly concerning to hear that so many terrible S.P.A.M. posts are located in one location. Neighboring forums are in a state of panic after hearing about T.R.A.S.H. They fear OGAT might launch an attack. With so many S.P.A.M. posts, OGAT could potentially destroy other forums.
