"It was late, rain pouring down my face like I was having a shower," reports the eye witness, who then depicted a scene of violence and a display of pure hatred. "I should have done something, but my arms, my body, froze."
In mid-April, a horrifying mass-murder was committed, some nickname the night the 'MM of '69', short for the Melon Massacre of 1969. The number of casualties were uncountable due to the mass of guts and juice of the fallen. The offender, 'Michael', posted a photo of his crime to an online forum for children. The mothers were horrified at the sight of dead melons.
That's all the detail I can report on today; some descriptions were too violent to describe. For now, the offender has been detained in the notorious Pinecone prison for 459 years. Don't worry children, you're safe for now.
