Shocking scenes here today as two rival gangs brush shoulders with each other. Reports tell us there has been a blending in the small province of Kingstmelon. The Crisps and the Bubblegums are two gangs notorious for violence. A brawl broke out today in a local smoothie bar, run and owned by Moe's private melonaries. Little did Moe know one of his employees was a member of the Crisp gang.
The offender, whose name is disclosed, was reported by passerby Kosuke, a huge fan of the Bubblegum gang who also loves melons. We have no personal statement by him, but we have footage from the shop CCTV cameras. The images show the unknown Crisp member blending a baby melon. Kosuke is seen through the shop window in complete panic. He reaches for his melon Eyephone. A passerby heard the conversation, "Guys I've seen some--" Kosuke then projectile vomits on the shop window.
This triggered the Bubblegum gang to spark and attack in Kingstmelon. Many lives were lost in and around the Crisps HQ. Officer Charli was called to break up the fight. She reported 69 deaths in the Crisp gang and 1 (the poor man Kosuke vomited on) from the Bubblegums.
Things have calmed down now. It looks like the Harlem Globe—the police have saved the day again.
