Last night, after the row of failed attempts to kill the ViP that took place in the past two months, the infamous Cobra decided to strike once more. The lifeless corpse was found at the Mansion, laying next to a few crumbs of what appears to be a golden potato.
Last night, at around 3:48 AM, the neighbours heard screams, followed by "GG NOOB TEAM" and a stabbing noise. The golden potato has also gone missing. So far, the only clue we have is the Cobra's signature double stab, resembling a snake bite.
The forensic team has confirmed that the ViP took at least one bite from the potato, right before dying. Theorists assume that the ViP went for a midnight snack, after which he was assassinated.
It's safe to say that, even if we're in a serious crisis, we can always count on The Guardian corps.
Main Journalist/Reporter Scout, signing out.
