Yesterday 24 teams of the Old Continent began a one-month competition to decide which country is the best in football. The OGAT national team was not invited. "OGAT players are known for carrying knives during their football games. We don’t want fatalities to occur like the last time when we invited the OGAT team," stated the man in charge of public relations for UEFA. Saddened for not being able to participate, the OGAT Football Association (OFA) decided to organize its own national cup. They selected the city of La Brioche as the host despite the OGAT Public Transportation Syndicate organizing labor strikes in the city.
The team of La Brioche was meant to open the competition yesterday by playing against the La Setta team. However, things did not go as planned. When the match was supposed to start, the La Brioche team never arrived at the stadium. Instead, their spokesperson came out of the locker rooms and told the press that "the team of La Brioche decided to support the OGAT Public Transportation Syndicate and join their strike." Immediately after the events at the stadium, other teams agreed to join the strike as well. The entire cup was therefore canceled, and all OGAT citizens will have to satisfy with the EURO 2016.
