Yesterday scientists arrived in a small town called Dedicated Server. In recent times, people of this unusually named settlement have witnessed a bizarre occurrence.
"I was shocked when I first saw people walking through walls, but now I got used to it," said CobraNoob583 in an interview for The Guardian. After a while, it became evident that 'wall walkers' weren’t in the same place as other players.
"I was on duty, guarding the Office when suddenly my co-workers all started to walk through walls. They told me they were actually in the Cemetery," stated Your1337mom.
When this information reached the scientific community of OGAT, physicists became concerned. They speculate that the fabric of space-time is beginning to tear apart. One theory suggests that multiple wormholes are starting to form in the Dedicated Server and that the residents accidentally step into them. Scientists also worry that if the phenomenon spreads, we could witness the end of reality as we know it.
Although the wormholes aren’t dangerous, people have died from their side effects. Guards all over OGAT are terrified as they can be shot through walls. One of them was shot through the wall on his first day.
"They are everywhere! No, they are coming! Help! Our Spawn is not safe anymore! They are everywhere! No, they are coming! Help! Our Spawn is not safe anymore!" stated the guard who is now resting in the OGAT asylum.
We also sent a reporter to the thieves' spawn point hoping to get an interview. Sadly, our reporter was found stabbed in the back with this note attached to his body:
"Stop spawnkilling you [explicit F-word removed] piece of [mildly explicit S-word removed]."
